It finally happened. Was it worth the wait? Probably not.

Unless you’re aching to hear a 10 minute diatribe on the everyday life of a typist in the Vietnam War.

We were labeled as “off-the-cuff experimentalism” — which is funny because the word experimentalism implies some sort of method. Something which we know nothing about. Unless it’s Method Man. 36 Chambers!

a. Article HERE
b. Listen HERE

I know. We’ve been horrible podcasters… whatever.

What’d we miss? Halloween? Check. New President? Check. A general lack of apathy in regards to modern society? Check.

Dadinotes:
a. When Danzig’s not singing our theme song, he’s grocery shopping
b. Dimotap 2008
c. This + This = Party

Here’s a drinking game: every time you hear the word “basically,” take another swig of your Yoo-Hoo and vodka. You’ll be passed out around the 7 minute mark. Seriously, I tried it.

Dadinotes:
a. Dora’s chocolate chant
b. Potty training 101
c. Artie Lang’s modern masterpiece
d. Apparently Bob the Builder was inspired by Kafka

P.S. We’re praying the Pops’ Quiz segment will magically materialize for Episode III.

So we started out pretty feeble, but then crescendoed into a firey ball of ka-ka-poo. Please ignore the jumps in volume. Someone wasn’t holding the mic steady — well there’s that, plus the fact that we’re totally bush-league. Get used to it.

Footnotes:
a. Skynard’s Revenge
b. Cerebus
c. Proton Power Pack
d. SCTV
e. Zombie Turducken